pretentioussongtitle:

nitewrighter:

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

ougougougoug:

radiofreederry:

like if you hate free speech reblog if you hate free speech

cicadacalling:

scruffylookingpiratecaptain:

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

queeranarchism:

mattistumbly:

sarahmascarah:

Ok, but this illustrates perfectly how school is designed to teach us how to work.

^^^ yes. Children shouldn’t have to live like this either. It fucking sucks.

spongebobssquarepants:

xeansicemane:

gansmaltz:

whitepeopletwitter:

common misconception. what they’ve actually invented is money but worse

Countries definitely love it when you go around minting a competing currency within their borders. This will go well and see no complications.

the-diabolic-acid:

the way these strikes get framed is always so funny to me

“the strike could stretch on until the end of summer” or the execs could pay their workers

“there won’t be ANY new shows because of this strike” or the execs could pay their workers

“no more content for us because the mean old writers and actors are-” OR THE EXECS COULD PAY THEIR WORKERS

animentality:

calamity-unlocked:

were–ralph:

Sometimes twitter be hitting

This is even funnier with context attached

soijean:

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